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Saturday, April 23, 2005

Comic: Part 1 by Stephen Chow
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Comic: Part 2 Posted by Hello

Comic: Part 3 Posted by Hello

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Drawing by Stephen Chow. Posted by Hello

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A Pic from Cambodian New Year at Soringy. L-R: David, Allan, Me, Chow, Chris (with sprayed Grampa) hair & Mon! Posted by Hello

Eric, Jingru, Me & Steve (the couples lol) at Asean Ball. Posted by Hello

Asean Ball & Party=zzzzz

Hullo! On Friday Night I went to the Asean Ball (Monash Uni) at Carlton with Steve, Jingru & her boyfriend Eric, Jen, Alex, Jacks & Julie Luu. It was a alright. The DJ was average & the food was average, but the company was good & saw lots of old faces. No one really wore a mask (me & steve did). Anyway it was a great night hehe with lots of Girl PUKE outside the door afterwards (unlimited drinks). Poor Steve saw it comming out of a girls mouth. After that the rest of people went to Next Blue for the after party. I didn't because 'No Clubbing' remember. Which I broke yesterday.
Yesterday I went to Steve's friends birthday at 'Area 61' in St Kilda, great club, looks great, little smoking but since it was a joint-three people 21st there was constant intrerruption for speeches into the music. Which kind of ruined the atmosphere & then noone danced. Rodney got bored & didn't bother picking up chicks lol. Anyway they 'Ruined there party' a little, was boring. After that I got a lift in Chris's panda/McDonald's The Dog & more The Dog novelty filled car, (how cute). <-----Reminds me of Mandy's The Dog & soft toy filled civic.
Ok time for homework...

Sunday, April 17, 2005

CK & SJ Posted by Hello

Rember This guys? I'm in orange socks, clockwise---> Jingru, Julie?, Jen?, Mango & Jacks Posted by Hello

SJ aka Abbie = Dirty Dancer + NO 2 CLUBBING!

Let us all bear witness Abbie aka SJ aka Soo Jean is a dirty dancer (in denial). On Friday 15th I went to Lavish club at Docklands to hang out with SJ whom haven't for a while. I went with Steve & I got pms since the place is so hard to find & we were going in circles. Anyway met up with SJ's friends Tim & CK (Why are all our names abbreviated?). Anyway cool people, fun club. Oh & NO DRINKS spilt on me <---- record. Abbie likes to dirty dance, but will never admit it & well was at it with all the guys... hahaha I wont publish the details (wink, wink) you Man Eater Abbie!! Anyway was a fun night, not too much smoke, phew because I have a disgusting cough atm.
Well yesterday I met up with the Hardly Normal crew (Harvey's) with Steve for food at Lounge. It was relaxing & fun. Trucey was a no show despite organizing it (Gonna smack your butt woman). By the way does anyone else notice Loza has a dozen wierd facial expressions? And she cant stop smiling damnit. She is so happy (errrrrr....) for no reason lol.
Anyway dad's made spring rolls, must demolish. Did crap all today, dandy high chicks cancelled AGAIN! Poor Mango for bothering! Cambodian festival at Springy tonight, so will go check it out.
Okis Mango I'm gonna squish your cheeks (hahaa).
Me (and Steve) have gotten over clubbing. Why dunno really, guess I hate smelling/feeling like I ate 100 cigarettes afterward & it's fun but well there are more fun things to do it seems & other reasons.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

My Dog Stinks & Dana's secret

Snoopy is a cute fella. He's got triple coloured ice-cream hair. But HE STINKS! He smells like cat food, poo & urine mixed up. You can smell it when the doors closed (he lives outdoors). The poor fella needs a shower, the poor fella likes licking his ... no wonder he's got no more chicks. Was such a playa dog too. Sneaking out to meet random women dogs. When he was young.
Oh yeah life is completely brilliant, it's the most perfect days of my oh so grand life (sarcasm). I've been beaten by Dana's score of 37,000+ score in bejeweled & my crummy 27,000. (I say she's a computer junkie, who barely sleeps & I swear she mumbles "switch this purple jewel" in her sleep). Dana is a bejeweled junkie. Dana attends the "Bejeweled Addicts anonymous" (shhh) her secret fetish is to one day be able to switch triple jewels & beat all those who defy her. Why o why did she tell me this classified information, she trusts me (haha).
There is a book which I'm trying to complete, it's called '101 things to do before you die' I have completed 4 out of 101. My most recent being: 'Have a house party while your parents are out'. The book is filled with crazy, expensive, honourable, rude (dirty) things to fulfill your life. I recommend it to anyone who is dissatisfied with there current life.
Also check out the movie 'Saved' as it's a great art-house very funny movie starring Mandy Moore, Mcauly ? Culkin etc... A satire comedy about the how some Christianity views are silly. It starts off with Mary seeing Jesus in a pool telling her to save her 'gay boyfriend' so she has sex with him for the first time (breaking her infidelity, not good for Christians) thinking Jesus tells her to do so. From there it gets crazy.
Ok will post Steve's comic artwork soon (soooo gooood).

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Steve & Cat! haha Posted by Hello

Life

Yes, Well I use to view life pretty much as you own it & shape it as you please. One of my views were just to have fun, your young, live it up!
Ok so I did. I went out every night (still do), party hard & you know flirted with guys (it was the alcohol, it was), etc... Im sure you can figure out the rest. Point is: going out with guys was never something serious, it was fun, fun, fun!! But then now I met Steve, it's so much more than that!
He's the best guy ever! It's so different. Maybe because I love the guy. Nah without the maybe! So what exactly are the young to do? Still have fun, study hard, careful who you party with, party hard without drugs & smokes because you know you might want to when your old, but urgghhh granny dirty dancing. ewwww.
Ok enufff!! Big Hug Steve!

Monica's Graduation! Congratulations! Bachelor of Optometry + Diploma of Modern Languages! Posted by Hello

Taking Busses Kill, really!

Well Yesterday Mon & I took the bus. BIG MISTAKE! The driver speeded over a speed hump & since Mon & I were on the very back seat! Maximum Impact! I bounced literally 1m above the seat, fell on my arse & hit my neck/head on a seat. Mon got the worst, her phone went flying & she slid down the aisle, hitting her butt & scratching her legs. Her wee pink shoe catapulted in the air & got smudged! SMUDGED!
Anyway I accidentally sweared & Mon tried to get the bus drivers info. He was very reluctant to take responsibility claiming he couldn't see the speed hump! (duh there called glasses).
Anyway then our next door neighbour (white trash, dole bludger, ho) who we have a long time feud with & hates us says "How dare you swear in front of my daughter". Accuses Mon, I tell her it was me & she goes completely beserk saying "I'll slit your throat" In which I retaliated "Kiss my butt" She screaming & bitching & this look on her skeletal bitch face hahahaha.
Anyway shes so high school sticking her finger up at me as she left the bus. This is a 35+ mother. Pathetic!

Monday, April 04, 2005

Conversations about Poo

Hello all! Not much happening so far. Except last Friday (I think) went to a couple of 21st which were fun! Made too many models with Steve for uni! Watched Million Dollar Baby with Jay (excellent tear jerker) whilst Mandy, Jacks, Dara & Victor saw Hitch.
Gosh isn't life so bizarre sometimes? I went through this totally wierd bits of times so far. Last week was the 'Philosophical Week'. I just constantly thought & contemplated on what I & everyone should be doing/acting etc... But what I discovered was that I was talking shit to myself & just getting confusing like I am to you now.
Then there was the 'Crazy day' yesterday/today. More than usual that is. I had interesting conversions with randoms about texture/softness & roughness of POO. Yeah but it was bloody interesting, it drifted off about Poo's texture compared to Ice-cream & bread. Also did lots of wierd stuff (that I only usually do when on ....)
Ok well Jingru has invited me to the Asean Ball on Thursday along with Mango, Jacks, Jen & Luu. Steves comming (I wonder if they will approve) lol jokes. Will be fun!
Steves the best! KISS


Dodgeball:
Patches O'Houlihan: Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.