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Sunday, October 08, 2006

Suits Vs Colorful Ravers

Quick blog. Yesterday I ushered at Vodafone. Some BORING Amway business thing (Amway is one of those pyramid schemes). Ok the following made me laugh there:
-Everyone wore a suit to this motivation speech thingy.
-Killing Heidi was on the menu & the business 40 somethings in suits moshed to em (imagine that).
-There was a standing ovation to every speaker who talked bullshit.
-They had gay 60's style video's with happy happy images (sublimanal messages methinks).
-A few suits tried to recruit me to the Amway Cult.
-They overstayed & made me miss my train aghhhh!
-I talked to a guy who said he was making loads then mentioned how he was annoyed with Centrelink for loads of forms.
-On the way back the suits were invaded by tons of colourful Ravers heading the opposite way to Gods Kitchen (rave party).
-It was a full house... it's a cult I say! People are so easily conned.
Yay also figured that I can get intoi any event with my staff pass (I love you pass). Well dodgedly...

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Happy 21st, Checkers get's new eyes! 2 names now not 3!


A stripper for Jen? lol Nah just someone mucking around.


Speech mike hog lol!


It's confusing having 3 names. My name's originally Catherine (lame) then I got CJ which I like, short to the point like me lol plus never liked the name Catherine much. Then somehow I grrr Jason it's your fault lol I got stuck with Cat which I errr didn't really like but grew on me (cuz I hate cats, go dogs). So now I dropped the name Cat it's too damn confusing. Call me CJ or woman or smelly poo (as my co-worker Clayton does) haha.

A big fat holiday it has been. Damnit soo little or shall say no work was achieved & cramming seems impossible. I feel so lazy lately with homework.
Well Happy Birthday to Jen, Jana & Dana (rhymes) who had there 21st's one day after another. Poor girl got a rash from some gay alcohol (Jen) and yes did a nasty speech about her lol. Discovered I could rave (least think I can) & hug too much on too much alcohol so back to being sober. Jana's I missed doh, Jen's one got me home at 7am with work next & hangover so missed it. Dana's was a pigout at Smorgy's & one yummy cake.

It hasn't been a good week, month to say, have met new people & friends but damnit this work, money, uni thing is not going well at all. Oh well.
This week Jen's (seems to organise all da shit) club dinner thing, $12 for 8 courses, how is that possible? Julie's theory is that they starve us with only one piece of food per course lol. Going to see Monster House with friend Dixon tomorrow. Jazo is trying to drag me to crappy shit club Beach Club, might go to the Exchange Hotel Sat which supposed to help Mon promote but CBF.

Yay my car is finally getting fixed. Next week Checkers will have his blinking sealed beam headlights converted to shiny halogen ones, also a new break light yikes only ones working atm. Hmmm might see how much to put guages or maybe I can con my mini friend to do it lol & maybe fix them damn doors & holes.

I love you Checkers, my one and only reliable man/car lol! Well maybe not always reliable but you makes me smile (think I'm in love lol)!